Be warned-it’s a slippery slope:
You’ll most likely pay more for just the shipping and handling than for my entire book, get it in 5-7 business days (if it’s even in stock), and then you’ll weigh down your case by carrying it around every day and give yourself tendonitis. This minor injury will then spread to your shoulders and lower back causing you to seek out Alexander Technique to correct your newly formed bad posture from carrying around such a heavy excerpt book. To practice your Alexander Technique movements, you’ll spend every waking moment analyzing if your spine actually feels like a string of pearls. You’ll also start wearing loose fitting clothes to assist with the new stretches that now must be done every 27 minutes. When you start wearing flowy clothes and can’t work in a traditional job or orchestra because of your stretching routine, you start selling herbal supplements in a pyramid scheme. When you work in a “multi level marketing network” you alienate your friends and family, who don’t want to buy your supplements.
Don’t alienate your friends and family, buy my ebook instead.
